100 things to do in town

After you little "quest" in Highforge, I decided that you guys might not know what all you can do in town. So here is a list of some of the things (granted that it is not every things, but I am just trying to give ideas)

1) Buy crap

2) Sell crap

3) Exchange gems

4) Hire mercs

5) Steal crap

6) Kill crap (murderer)

7) Listen to old farts talk politics (fun fun)

8) Watch a public execution (Medieval T.V.)

9) Bug the begger

10) Buy a hoe

11) Buy a whore

12) Become a whore (gotta get money somehow)

13) Pick up some random plague (Bring out your dead!)

14) Listen to rumors (Every RPG has rumors!)

15) Burn stuff (I worked 7 days on making this town and you guys burn it in 7 minutes...)

16) Beat people up

17) Pretrend to be poor (Oh wait, you guys ARE poor right now!)

18) Start a riot

19) Appraise crap

20) Get drunk

21) Start a bar fight

22) Get killed

23) Get arrested

24) Get raped

25) Get buried alive

26) Get kicked out of town

27) Get cursed by that random witch you pushed

28) Breath in the "fresh" air (*cough cough*)

29) Get stoned (by an angry mob)

30) Be stoned (By a magical Stone spell)

31) Pretrend to be a stone (live performance)

32) Do drugs (You saw this coming...)

33) Jump off of tall buildings (just kill yourself and get it over with)

34) Sing a song to the public (Hopefully they will pay you to shut-up instead of killing you)

35) Tell stories of your great adventure (you might want to leave the murder part out)

36) Get all of your stuff stolen and not notice it until you feel a draft (where's your pants?)

37) Pretend to be an upstanding citizen

38) Drink that crappy water!

39) Play cat and mouse with the town guard

40) Play hide-and-go-seek with your party

41) Play Cops and Robbers

42) The Answer to life, the universe, and everything

43) Start a war (what, with yourself?)

44) Dig in the garbage for free food!

45) Break crap

46) Play craps

47) Go to a party

48) Go to a party that you are not invited to

49) Go to a party that you got kicked out of

50) Claim that you have a party in your pants

51) Go to a festival and pretend that you are enjoying it (lots of fun imagining others having fun)

52) Buy a house

53) Build a house

54) Start a buisness

55) Go bankrupt

56) Take a crap in the drinking water (everyone else does!)

57) Actually care about some random townsperson's problems

58) Get married (and thus end all possibility of getting married in real life)

59) Steal from a begger

60) Orphan a child

61) Eat at Joe's

62) Go bug the old magic farts for spells and crap

63) Go bug the thieves guild for fences and crap

64) Go bug the church for your gods and crap

65) Count the bricks on the city wall

66) Look for local contests!

67) Look for that save point

68) Open every chest you see. It's not stealing! This is an RPG!

69) The numbers you multiply to make 42

70) Destroy the local economy

71) Destroy the local food stores

72) Say that you are the hero and people need to worship you (good luck on that)

73) Not important

74) Roll in the hay

75) Give up adventuring and join the locals (after all, you suck at this)

76) Beg for some hero to teach you his/her ways

77) Come across an old nemesis

78) Go to the local Pokemon Gym so that you can get your next Badge

79) Go to the Pokecenter to heal your Pokemon for free.

80) Sleep at an inn (NOT FOR FREE! BWAHAHAHA!)

81) Walk around with Hobo signs saying "The End is Nere!"

82) Offer to shine people shoes like a hobbo.

83) Bully people

84) Gamble

85) Go to an auction

86) Trade your expensive crap for other expensive crap

87) Buy horses

88) Get lost

89) Ask for directions (like they will help)

90) Get lost after you asked for directions

91) Roll a 20 to get yourself back on the right road (was that so hard?)

92) Buy maps (the question is, am I gonna make them???)

93) Buy souvenirs ("I <3 Specularum" shirts are on sale now!)

94) Find crap

95) Get a pet

96) Get a life

97) Pay your respects

98) Save the day....again

99) Get born (wait, you are alive now, so how will that work?)

100) Ponder why there is so much crap in this city.


Okay, so maybe all of that isn't serious, but some of it may be helpful....maybe.....